

Welcome to the hilarious world of


What is it?
Old-ish is the card game for anyone who’s ever pulled something just by sneezing.
Packed with aging-related ailments, questionable cures, and quirks that hit a little too close to home, Old-ish turns getting older into a full-contact sport of sabotage and survival.
Play ailments on your opponents, cure yourself (if you can), and use your quirks to stay in the game.
It’s fast, funny, and made for people who’d rather laugh at life’s wear and tear.
Great for game nights, gift-giving, and anyone who knows that standing up shouldn’t be this loud.
Your Goal?
Outsmart your opponents, cure your ailments, and prove you’re the most “youthful” senior of the bunch.
Let the fun (and the grumbling) begin!
Your Objective
End the game with the lowest score from the ailments affecting you.
The Cards

Ailments
Place them on an opponent to increase their severity, and as soon as an ailment is played, they must follow the effects

Cures
Use them to heal your ailments (or someone else’s if you’re feeling generous).

Quirk
Play these to unlock humorous perks or cancel pesky effects.

Actions
Play them to stir up some chaos!

Designed by someone who knows the aches and pains firsthand.
Old-ish is the card game for anyone who’s ever made a noise while standing up.
More Info!

Who Can Play?
12 and up – Great for families, game nights, and anyone with a sense of humor.
Whether you’re feeling young, old, or somewhere in between, you’ll get a laugh out of it.

Game Time
20–30 minutes per game.
Fast, funny, and just the right length to play again. Or blame your loss on being tired and call it a night.

Family Fun! 2-6 Players
Play with moms, dads, grandparents, anyone who complains about their back.
Easy enough for the whole family, with just the right amount of mischief.
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